Happy Valentine’s day to all of my followers!! If any of you get’s lonely today, just remember that I love you! I mean it too. I love you in an intense and all-consuming way that you’ll enjoy at first because, honestly, who doesn’t like the attention? But which will soon start to really creep you out as you catch me standing on your lawn at midnight just gazing up at your window. Later, when your cat disapears, you’ll suspect me, but don’t worry its all for the best. Whiskers was coming in between us and now that she’s gone we can finally be together, just you and me forever… Anyways, have a great Valentines. And please remember to leave your curtains open a crack before you go to bed.